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Sensible Erection - sometimes a cigar is just a penis
- Nihil   here

Sensible Erection - still illegal, even if they are lesbian polygamists
- Amul Muzz   here

Sensible Erection - it's a series of n00bs!
- Chop-Logik   here

Sensible Erection - it's not random, but it's not sensible either
- FifthSpango   here

Sensible Erection - you can't arrange icons by penis
- sacrelicious   here

Sensible Erection - seven levels of rad
- graham   here

Sensible Erection - condoms: like wrapping a plastic bag over the heads of a million infants!
- sacrelicious   here

Sensible Erection - send all complaints to hannah_montana_rulz@aol.com
- Saint_Marck   here

Sensible Erection - stretching the definition of "libertarian" a little more each day
- Barnabas_Truman   here

Sensible Erection - continuing my serial monogamy with digital images
- badgerbaiter   here

Sensible Erection - porn is expensive. Pr0n is free
- Saint_Marck   here

Sensible Erection - during his precious visitation time he was posting to SE again!
- lilmookieesquire   here

Sensible Erection - I don't want to put my willy in that secret hole
- Xiph0   here

Sensible Erection - there's always time to pump
- sacrelicious   here

Sensible Erection - ain't nuthin gay about liking a girl with a pretty cock
- sacrelicious   here

Sensible Erection - you and the goat will appreciate it in the end
- lilmookieesquire   here

Sensible Erection - it sounds like something you want, but you don't
- radioelectric   here

Sensible Erection - who says love can't give a man an erection?
- MmmFiber   here

Sensible Erection - a wretched soul is he who does not live or lust under summer's rule
- arrowhen   here

Sensible Erection - and may Satan have mercy upon your penis
- k0k0peli   here

Sensible Erection - real men don't need permission to fap
- Supreme_Coconut   here

Sensible Erection - you dont have access to that information
- Nostrildamus   here

Sensible Erection - it's gonna be a huge weinerfest
- Silent   here

Sensible Erection - a vagina may not be a clown car but an ass is not a storage locker
- tamp   here

Sensible Erection - it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself
- Context   here

Sensible Erection - I'd still do her, just wouldn't listen to her
- Navier-Strokes   here

Sensible Erection - you think teaching people to read will fix YouTube comments?
- kishi   here

Sensible Erection - blessed are the Fundamentalists, for they shall inhibit the earth.
- tamp   here

Sensible Erection - don't dream it... SE it...
- leswilkerson   here

Sensible Erection - you don't need to be valuable to join the botnet
- psychotim   here

Sensible Erection - I understand and I wish to continue
- lost   here

Sensible Erection - I hereby suggest that a new verb for the act of cunnilingus be created
- KingPellinore   here

Sensible Erection - keeps palms in business
- Baxter_UK   here

Sensible Erection - why havent we replaced MORE fabrics with bacon-cloth?
- wottan   here

Sensible Erection - life begins at confection
- Tirade   here

Sensible Erection - fettucine, linguine, martini bikini
- another_it   here

Sensible Erection - the vagina of the female duck is a winding labyrinth that warrants the male's crazy corkscrew of a cock
- snowfox   here

Sensible Erection - don't hold it up to your remaining eye
- f00m@nB@r   here

Sensible Erection - THIS IS YOUR WARNING
- puppet   here

Sensible Erection - are you saying we need to put boobs in harnesses?
- Saint_Marck   here

Sensible Erection - not a fan of little girls or kittens? do NOT click this link
- bltrocker   here

Sensible Erection - it's almost like having friends
- cb361   here

Sensible Erection - like the deafening padded silence of a thousand cats
- cb361   here

Sensible Erection - enjoy your vaginal lead poisoning
- monkeytooth   here

Sensible Erection - sex for the ego, porn for the id
- Lord Hypnos   here

Sensible Erection - having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle
- -_-   here

Sensible Erection - what's relative might well be incest
- incpenners   here

Sensible Erection - constructed from mind-glue like a brain castle
- Baxter_UK   here

Sensible Erection - we have interactive pornography. Its called sex
- Tirade   here

Sensible Erection - a mostly-NSFW online community
- Baxter_UK   here

Sensible Erection - I just got rickrolled by The Guardian
- Stratafyre   here

Sensible Erection - if you like rubbing yourself until your blisters explode with delight
- Chop-Logik   here

Sensible Erection - my wife occasionally checks SE, so I love monogamy too
- flat_michael   here

Sensible Erection - my modesty gourd is bigger than his modesty gourd
- robotroadkill   here

Sensible Erection - another failed attempt at capitalizing on an Internet meme
- damnit   here

Sensible Erection - fuck my ass, I suck
- Chop-Logik   here

Sensible Erection - I'd really like to put my penis in that
- Todomanna   here

Sensible Erection - taser him again, boys
- Moke   here

Sensible Erection - did I call someone a douchethinker?
- ring riot   here

Sensible Erection - yeah, and what about gay porn?
- sacrelicious   here

Sensible Erection - never get into a pissing contest with a bunch of pedantic pseudo-intellectuals
- rezties   here

Sensible Erection - the cop on the phone told me you have to blow me now
- mattfish   here

Sensible Erection - the beauty of rape dollars, is you can pay with them whether he accepts or not
- Makopelli   here

Sensible Erection - when nine hundred years old you reach, fap as good you will not
- EPT   here

Sensible Erection - a Canadian's ass is like a Play-doh Fun Factory
- -_-   here

Sensible Erection - take that, verb tenses
- Dioxin   here

Sensible Erection - because the only thing more awesome than having a team of ninjas and a harem is having it be the same team
- Jewbacchus   here

Sensible Erection - PeTA vs Blackwater: No matter who loses, we win
- paxInanis   here

Sensible Erection - girls schlick. Boys fap.
- Saint_Marck   here

Sensible Erection - glorifying the worst of mankind, and from a first-person perspective
- ComposerNate   here

Sensible Erection - eventually, she asked to see Garrison's penis
- monkeytooth   here

Sensible Erection - the Internet Bra
- fifthSpango   here

Sensible Erection - she's hot, and has a great ass, but that was gross
- b   here

Sensible Erection - come for the porn, stay for the psychoanalysis
- Barnabas_Truman   here

Sensible Erection - what, you were expecting Kenneth Branagh?
- Amul Muzz   here

Sensible Erection - you can't say things like that, sis. People will make pervy comments
- shiney things   here

Sensible Erection - like an angry bee in a hollowed-out garbanzo bean
- Barnabas_Truman   here

Sensible Erection - I can't believe my cockholsters!
- Nihil   here

Sensible Erection - fap 'til you puke
- kang   here

Sensible Erection - 4chan can be the true face of the internet, because we're the true tits
- Context   here

Sensible Erection - there's love, and then there's SE love
- madfishmonger   here

Sensible Erection - come for the porn, stay for the DIY tips
- Ronin.ca   here

Sensible Erection - the spiritual successor to masturbation
- DuncmanG   here

Sensible Erection - retarded people still like to fuck
- almostz   here

Sensible Erection - defiantly masturbating material
- tamp   here

Sensible Erection - man is the most extraordinary computer of all. And women are even cooler
- Context   here

Sensible Erection - if I can fap to this so can you
- Saint_Marck   here

Sensible Erection - whose breast is that anyway?
- cb361   here

Sensible Erection - you have become the mirror image of that which you despise
- Nostrildamus   here

Sensible Erection - if it doesn't seem right, it probably belongs here
- soulecho   here

Sensible Erection - all these tagline suggestions are too damn long to fit anywhere
- Saint_Marck   here

Sensible Erection - this should be a tagline
- Trigger   here

Sensible Erection - he who falls asleep with sex problem on mind, often wakes up with solution on hand
- Chop-Logik   here

Sensible Erection - a serving of foamy prawn gel between courses helps to cleanse the palate
- Saint_Marck   here

Sensible Erection - I wish I could upmod again for the rectovag exam
- sociology_boy   here

Sensible Erection - let the cock of science fuck you
- Jewbacchus   here

Sensible Erection - I think I understand why matt wanted out
- Jewbacchus   here

Sensible Erection - Digg for dicks
- plexer   here

Sensible Erection - a hobo lapdance for your soul
- mrcookieface   here

Sensible Erection - because we're all bent over a table, and the nervous ass-sweat is providing lubrication
- Context   here

Sensible Erection - too subversive to be subtle
- Chop-Logik   here

Sensible Erection - Swiss cheese is almost begging for tentacle rape
- headlessfriar   here

Sensible Erection - I want it so badly
- Wadysseus   here

Sensible Erection - if they didn't want it, they wouldn't have vaginas
- robotroadkill   here

Sensible Erection - I came for the beaver, I stayed for the quantum theory. And then I came for the beaver again
- verycleanteeth   here

Sensible Erection - fuck you all and eat a dick. My site, my rules
- matt   here

Sensible Erection - who the hell stabs a newborn 135 times? Anything beyond one is excessive
- phunkeybuddha   here

Sensible Erection - if it shouldn't go in the mouth, it shouldn't go in the body
- ComposerNate   here

Sensible Erection - in a hurry to fap? Too bad, 'cause the audio is going to distract the hell out of you
- aori   here

Sensible Erection - we discuss, debate and masturbate
- willrogers   here

Sensible Erection - I love the smell of porno in the morning. Smells like... *fap*
- spectre853   here

Sensible Erection - eat clit or die!
- vahid   here

Sensible Erection - LOLs guarantee citizenship
- revchoppy   here

Sensible Erection - I also pee in the shower, but that's for another discussion
- snowfox   here

Sensible Erection - when the turtles entered my life, they taught me to be self-aware
- ComposerNate   here

Sensible Erection - I like that bear's buttocks
- warmseat   here

Sensible Erection - lend a hand
- f00m@nB@r   here

Sensible Erection - is their server slow or am I fapping too fast?
- virgindog   here

Sensible Erection - just because we aren't used to seeing it doesn't mean the universe isn't
- Trench   here

Sensible Erection - I don't think most of you are actually reading the article
- ExLife   here

Sensible Erection - now, to find a vagina...
- derekd   here

Sensible Erection - please don't ruin my post, Tamp
- Final_Draft   here

Sensible Erection - it smells like vagina in here! It smells like fresh vagina in here...
- baulsaak   here

Sensible Erection - much like the push-up bra, we like to support boobies
- Tirade   here

Sensible Erection - it's not porn if it doesn't have genitals.
- Misanthrope   here

Sensible Erection - attempting +10 Illegal pr0n in a failed post
-    here

Sensible Erection - masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face
- Nihil   here

Sensible Erection - a real real man would use a sensible erectant
- EPT   here

Sensible Erection - no sea too rough, no muff too tough, we dive at five
- Fenny   here

Sensible Erection - now you have an evolutionary excuse
- monday   here

Sensible Erection - goddamnit, we can wank to anything
- wyckedfae   here

Sensible Erection - we welcome anyone who is intelligent and difficult to offend
- spite48   here

Sensible Erection - good for your brain AND your prostate
- PottyMouth   here

Sensible Erection - it was only the one time and I was lonely. Really lonely
- f00m@nB@r   here

Sensible Erection - surprise dick is my favourite
- kitten   here

Sensible Erection - you dont waste your time here, You invest it
- crwk8   here

Sensible Erection - assraping takes a lot of finesse
- anger_die   here

Sensible Erection - some people have more time on their hands than seems healthy
- cb361   here

Sensible Erection - the more you type, the righter you are
- lilmookieesquire   here

Sensible Erection - priceless. And worthless.
- sanepride   here

Sensible Erection - if you show fear, a monkey will bully you
- cb361   here

Sensible Erection - it's like they're staring into my very soul... And giving it an erection
- Todomanna   here

Sensible Erection - if life has thrown you some lemons, then it is your right to rape children
- maximumtodd   here

Sensible Erection - I meant nipples
- crwk8   here

Sensible Erection - where every month is Breast Awareness Month
- cb361   here

Sensible Erection - where we help one another out through grope therapy
- Navier-Strokes   here

Sensible Erection - bitches don't know about my particular set of skills
- danshyu   here

Sensible Erection - first you have to convince Saint Marck to not be a useless pile of shit
- Jewbacchus   here

Sensible Erection - Joecam loves this stuff
- Krutz   here

Sensible Erection - still running version .9
- King of the Hill   here

Sensible Erection - who's in charge here anyway?
- sanepride   here

Sensible Erection - smell that? That's desperation and shame
- Shrike96   here

Sensible Erection - my other car is also your wife
- Joe_Luma   here

Sensible Erection - ^ ^ v v <> <> B A
- Polyphemus   here

Sensible Erection - slowly dying in our own vomit
- Krutz   here

Sensible Erection - my sock is now my sword
- Gyro   here

Sensible Erection - it's like Kegel exercises for your brain
- Mr. Langosta   here

Sensible Erection - we're just searching for lump
- mattfish   here

Sensible Erection - because you can't spell subtext, without buttsex
- beerboy   here

Sensible Erection - beauty really is only skin deep, especially in the case of the vagina
- Bodnoirbabe   here

Sensible Erection - it's the fapture!
- Robolt   here

Sensible Erection - dammit. they censored the 16- and 17-year old
- f00m@nB@r   here

Sensible Erection - i wanna see your old hard drives
- pmar13   here

Sensible Erection - golden Sharias for Justice!
- Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..   here

Sensible Erection - it's like leaving a million tiny calling cards
- Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..   here

Sensible Erection - damn I am indignant and my panties are in a bunch
- madpride   here

Sensible Erection - war is peace. Freedom is slavery.Penis is Vagina
- Dioxin   here

Sensible Erection - where you can be a vagitarian
- vahid   here

Sensible Erection - fapping all over the world
-    here

Sensible Erection - never let a woman feel secure if you want her to continue to felate you
- vahid   here

Sensible Erection - one mans pRon is another man WTF
- NickelJoe   here

Sensible Erection - I want a fucking tagline, god damn it
- Trigger   here

Sensible Erection - some pron in the extended
- dook_sucks   here

Sensible Erection - why would anyone want to worship someone who leaves stains everywhere he goes?
- sacrelicious   here

Sensible Erection - -1,000,000 you cost me a blowjob
- horseinsheep   here

Sensible Erection - Not Safe For Work. Or for people with morals
- max_damage78   here

Sensible Erection - I think they're just pretending to be lesbians
- jaxtraw   here

Sensible Erection - This 'community' consists of nothing more than porn-obsessed technology wankers, who validate their existence by philosophising and analysising the most trivial insignificant matters to superfluous extent
- shadystalkerperson   here

Sensible Erection - beer seriously kicked my ass
- graham   here

Sensible Erection - we didn't invent fucked-up, we just made it better
- ckfahrenheit   here

Sensible Erection - I romanced my girlfriend both ways. It made her cry into the pillow
- banksr0   here

Sensible Erection - giving you another reason to cry while you masterbate
- gough   here

Sensible Erection - coping with death by nonsensicality since ... today, apparently
- taiga   here

Sensible Erection - Magical Vaginaland
- Gyro   here

Sensible Erection - averaging 1.5 nipples a post
- ahPook   here

Sensible Erection - you cannot offend the truly innocent
- Rapscallion   here

Sensible Erection - home of the pr0nnoisseur
- donnie   here

Sensible Erection - the sound of one hand clapping is the other hand fapping
- YHVH   here

Sensible Erection - we're all boob girls here, trust me
- spazm   here

Sensible Erection - I commented to fix the vagina
- SiryumYum   here

Sensible Erection - is there a grand council of fap, and if so, who cleans their offices?
- Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..   here

Sensible Erection - The warm, hollowed-out ham of the Internet
- mrcookieface   here

Sensible Erection - teaching people how to type one handed since 2002
- Metatron5369   here

Sensible Erection - reading the fluctuating voltage of the waveform with our dicks
- Baxter_UK   here

Sensible Erection - I just leave a soul patch on the front. It's like having a little Hitler in my pants
- snowfox   here

Sensible Erection - I let go of all my sky babies"
- Aidentas   here

Sensible Erection - to activate the unit, one must tap the unit
- HoZay   here

Sensible Erection - nazis and terrorists have sweethearts waiting for them back home too
- ENZ   here

Sensible Erection - shakes fist 17% harder
- ComposerNate   here

Sensible Erection - a free-style poem with no consistent meter or rhyme scheme
- snowfox   here

Sensible Erection - want to see cockphagia?
- ckfahrenheit   here

Sensible Erection - your dongle is not unlike a cownipple
- theolypse   here

Sensible Erection - defiling the lifebag of man
- tamp   here

Sensible Erection - disparaging two of my three favorite places to put my penis
- KingPellinore   here

Sensible Erection - that's fucking disgusting
- pestilence   here

Sensible Erection - I come for the porn, I stay for the grammar lessons
- jhvh1   here

Sensible Erection - if you look carefully you'll notice Marc is hugging his sister's butt and her foot is on his head
- snowfox   here

Sensible Erection - stupid and ill-conceived. Plus, no backhand.
- sanepride   here

Sensible Erection - you ended up on SE, so the impact on your development is very clear
- HPew   here

Sensible Erection - I didn't learn anything, I'm not a better person, but I laughed and wasted a few minutes
- Mopy J   here

Sensible Erection - interesting, if partially nonsensical and disheartening?
- mura   here

Sensible Erection - all this time I could have been using milking gear?
- lilmookieesquire   here

Sensible Erection - on the internet, you'll always be 18 to us
- Navier-Strokes   here

Sensible Erection - you have brought me joy... but now I'm horny and alone
- snowfox   here

Sensible Erection - they won't rest until they give every social interaction creepy undertones
- zkhan   here

Sensible Erection - the deep breathing was my pr0n running in the background...
- absterjo   here

Sensible Erection - please don't let your facts get in the way of the TRUTH
- SilverDraghyeon   here

Sensible Erection - ensuring that you won't get a courtesy lube
- sacrelicious   here

Sensible Erection - would it annoy me if someone shat in my bathtub?
- Nihil   here

Sensible Erection - head, shoulders heart and groin, HEART AND GROIN
- symmetrian   here

Sensible Erection - QUIT SAYING MY NAME AND TALKING ABOUT YOUR BONERS
- Chop-Logik   here

Sensible Erection - turn on, tune in, tits out
- ENZ   here

Sensible Erection - we may be smart, but we can be damned lazy, too
- TheFurnace   here

Sensible Erection - not into old dudes
- themanwhoeatslettus   here

Sensible Erection - if anyone starts being dirty, I will come and kung fu you
- LINGsCARS   here

Sensible Erection - that turned out bigger than I expected, but... meh.
- EPT   here

Sensible Erection - useless without pictures
- cb361   here

Sensible Erection - every day is a good day for autoerotic asphyxiation
- rndmnmbr   here

Sensible Erection - it's almost like being in a vagina
- Jewbacchus   here

Sensible Erection - never breaks - nor does it bend.
- ricky60   here

Sensible Erection - not bad, but not really good either. It's just sort of there, like Denmark.
- PottyMouth   here

Sensible Erection - you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake
- leezurd   here

Sensible Erection - typed this one-handed
- uncletim   here

Sensible Erection - press F5 for a funny tagline
- rebbel   here

Sensible Erection - spare the mod, spoil the child
- thikarai   here

Sensible Erection - shetland is teh hawt equine
- leswilkerson   here

Sensible Erection - a phallocracy of vaginophiles
- kang   here

Sensible Erection - I cant risk letting my right hand cramp up
- lilmookieesquire   here

Sensible Erection - legally speaking, we're all sodomists anyway
- Barnabas_Truman   here

Sensible Erection - terrorism I can sink my teeth into
- Chop-Logik   here

Sensible Erection - new KRAFT squeeze-away-cancer, in all your favorite flavors
- symmetrian   here

Sensible Erection - nothing kills the mood faster than a punch to the cunt
- Bodnoirbabe   here

Sensible Erection - stealing is a method of gain
- arrowhen   here

Sensible Erection - it's not because people were disagreeing with me. It's because they were disagreeing with reality
- Naruki   here

Sensible Erection - if we stop respecting 'dibs' then the world will dissolve into chaos
- balzac   here

Sensible Erection - it's worse because the coke is in his seminal fluid.
- Krutz   here

Sensible Erection - poetry is what happens when words get together for a gay orgy
- arrowhen   here

Sensible Erection - better sign up for a prepaid legal, you gonna need it
- fz75   here

Sensible Erection - would you put a penis between those threatening teeth?
- maryyugo   here

Sensible Erection - tamp modded me up. Does that make me crazy?
- Jaxon   here

Sensible Erection - ranging from oddly flattering to uncomfortably violating
- Baxter_UK   here

Sensible Erection - Batman is batman with a blue sky and green grass. Not a corpse on a tightrope with a fish
- ukdollars   here

Sensible Erection - it's not about the panties. It's what's inside that counts
- swiggy   here

Sensible Erection - bleeding out my balls
- Naruki   here

Sensible Erection - If they're old enough to climb Mt. Everest, they're old enough to suck my clit.
- snowfox   here

Sensible Erection - horse fellators. All of them.
- ralfmaximus   here

Sensible Erection - the plural of anecdote isn't "data."
- willrogers   here

Sensible Erection - wood man approves highly
- snowfox   here

Sensible Erection - I'm pretty sure anyone here could figure out how to have sex with it
- snowfox   here

Sensible Erection - there's enough donkey cock to go around
- EPT   here

Sensible Erection - which do you prefer sir, high or low velocity?
- theolypse   here

Sensible Erection - this is SE: you can fuck anything
- Naruki   here

Sensible Erection - nothing says youthful rebellion like a 60 year old that has to be attached to machines in order to make any sounds
- sacrelicious   here

Sensible Erection - I'm from Chicago, and yeah, we're all pretty much gigantic hypocrites with big penises
- horseinsheep   here

Sensible Erection - obviously a strongly elongated penis is the solution
- mjteegarden   here

Sensible Erection - THERE IS NO TIME FOR LOVE WHEN YOU ARE A DEMON
- Dioxin   here

Sensible Erection - abortion and procrastination don't mix well.
- mwoody   here

Sensible Erection - Cry faps, and let slip the dogs of porn!
- ralfmaximus   here

Sensible Erection - don't feel ashamed, put your clothes off and jerk at will
- sua_sponte   here

Sensible Erection - fuck the DM! We're taking this game into the Matrix
- Ankylosaur   here

Sensible Erection - time makes paedophiles of us all.
- cb361   here

Sensible Erection - 'cause everyone has balls
- maryyugo   here

Sensible Erection - comedic sociopathy is what I do for a hobby
- rndmnmbr   here

Sensible Erection - "Yes, I know all of these things." - donnie
- KingPellinore   here

Sensible Erection - are you a dick in real life too?
- zkhan   here

Sensible Erection - I rarely read the articles!
- insanemonkey   here

Sensible Erection - never read comments
- theolypse   here

Sensible Erection - fear breasts, as the moth fears the candle
- theolypse   here

Sensible Erection - my night action is as follows: I lament the wasted day while masturbating and eating cake. Then I cower in a corner
- spite48   here

Sensible Erection - welcome to "Sacrelicious Pisses on Everything Day"
- Krutz   here

Sensible Erection - oh, once again my boyish enthusiasm got the better of me
- feeling constipated   here

Sensible Erection - society is the condom that protects us from being complete dicks to each other. It's pretty thin but it works 99% of the time
- devilsad   here

Sensible Erection - LATIN HOT BABY GENITALS!
- mhy   here

Sensible Erection - if she's good enough to be my friend, she's good enough for my junk
- ComposerNate   here

Sensible Erection - I am sticking with cock
- papango   here

Sensible Erection - there doesn't seem to be anything here
- crom   here

Sensible Erection - somebody is going to eat my pussy or I'm going to cut your fucking throat
- De_Wr0ng   here

Sensible Erection - unknown dick scares me
- themanwhoeatslettus   here

Sensible Erection - positive thinking will make tentacle porn possible
- themanwhoeatslettus   here

Sensible Erection - nothing hotter than a girl who just says what she wants, or just sticks it in her own ass from time to time.
- spite48   here

Sensible Erection - never underestimate a coconut
- ckfahrenheit   here

Sensible Erection - the Star of David - Refreshingly not a penis
- drunk   here

Sensible Erection - LET THE MATING BEGIN
- swiggy   here

Sensible Erection - stroking should generally move from the edges ... to the middle
- drunk   here


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